Showing posts with label Holmes Spot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Holmes Spot. Show all posts

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Taking ‘Con’ Out Of Contractor



I found this article on thespec.com. It's only tangentially related to Mike Holmes, but I thought I'd post it anyway, even though I have plenty of other stuff I could have posted. The reason why? When I read this article, it kind of made me think, "Hmmm... what would Mike think about that?" and it made me want to pick it apart and critique it bit by bit. The article is about a contractor from Hamilton, Ontario. His hero is Mike Holmes, and like many of the good guys out there, he wants to emulate the values and ethics that Mike represents. Read on and I'll give my two cents at the end...



Taking ‘con’ out of contractor

Bob Assadourian in his home shop where he films a contracting show for Cable 14.
Contractor Bob Assadourian in his home shop where he films a contracting show for Cable 14.
Cathie Coward/The Hamilton Spectator
Bob Assadourian is hammering away at becoming Hamilton’s answer to Mike Holmes.
He shares the HGTV star’s mission to change the reputation of contractors who, as a group, suffer from the actions of the worst of the bunch.
“Everything from the Acropolis in Greece to this countertop we’ve built. But we need to clean up this industry,” says Assadourian, who owns Triple R Inc. and hosts a half-hour do-it-yourself show called Just Ask Bob on Cable 14.
His mantra is that homeowners can do a lot of repairs and renovations themselves with just a little bit of know-how. “Get off the couch,” he often cajoles his viewers before taking them through plumbing, carpentry, tiling and drywall tasks.
He talks in rapid fire and doesn’t mince words.
“Cut the contractor out of the equation. The overcharging and most times crooked contractor,” he told his viewers during season one.
Like Holmes, who built his TV career around fixing the shoddy work of contractors, Assadourian says he frequently gets calls from homeowners who have already paid for a poor job.
Some of them have rejected a quote from him in favour of someone offering to do it cheaper. The phonies can be very slick and persuasive, he says. Vulnerable homeowners, including seniors, are often sucked in.
“All my worst competitors are illegal. You don’t get that with doctors or lawyers or realtors. I have to pay tax and pay for my insurance and compete with the guy who isn’t … The criminals have a huge head start and then people seek them out.”
The worst he’s seen is a blind man who paid for exterior work and painting to his house with two separate contractors. Assadourian says not a bit of work was completed.
“You don’t get worse than that. I hope I never see worse than that.”
The answer is requiring a provincial licence for general contractors, he says.
Hamilton designates contractors with a master building licence or master contractor licence, but many other municipalities do not and many homeowners don’t know that licence exists.
It requires contractors to pass a police clearance, pay a fee, provide proof of liability and workplace insurance coverage and pass a two-hour exam on the Ontario Building Code.
Assadourian sits on the advisory board that grades those exams.
The city hires students in the summer who look up ads for contractors in online and newspaper classifieds and runs those names in the licence database. It’s a $5,000 fine for those caught working without a licence but contractors are often offered a chance to write the exam.
“If there are 30 writing the test, about 20 of them were caught,” says Assadourian. He urges anyone hiring a contractor for anything to call the city and find out if they are licensed. He also says that simply taking the lowest quote doesn’t ensure quality and fair work. Work with a contractor you feel comfortable with and who willingly offers up a written contract and copies of references.
Google the company name and research what your type of job entails, he says. Don’t treat your reno like a premade salad you dump on a plate, he advises. Get informed and get involved.
And if you are willing to work with a contractor taking cash and not charging tax, Assadourian says you’re setting yourself up for trouble.
“People are happy if I just show up on time. And then people are shocked by getting a quote. The bar is set really low.”
There is likely no way to ever know, but Assadourian estimates that 85 per cent of contractors working in the city don’t have a licence. They don’t advertise their work with lawn signs or truck decals. Once the money is exchanged, they can’t be found.
Assadourian grew up in a Greek immigrant family at Cannon and Victoria in Hamilton. There wasn’t much money to go around and a young Assadourian watched his father struggle to make repairs around the house.
“We had to fix things to make them last,” he says.
Assadourian didn’t study trades during his high school years at Sir John A. Macdonald. But it was clear he was born with the gift of chat and salesmanship. He got sales jobs after graduating but gravitated to trades.
Before launching his own firm in 2003, he worked for roofers, plumbers, electricians and landscapers. While he learned the skills, he also learned that he didn’t like how most contractors interacted with customers.
“I felt they didn’t talk to homeowners enough … They hated talking to homeowners, especially to women. I kept getting told to stop talking to the homeowners.”
The 41-year-old father of two young boys says his work has taken a toll on his body. He’s broken an arm and faces a second knee surgery. So he’s now focused on teaching, writing and broadcasting. He writes for the senior magazine Silver & Gold and writes and produces his Cable 14 show, which is filmed out of his Stoney Creek garage. It heads into its second season this fall.
He also co-authored a book with Trevor Bouchard called A Contractor You Can Bring Home to Mom, which aims to prepare a homeowner for dealing with a contractor. All proceeds go to the March of Dimes.
None of his side gigs, which pay him nothing, has come easily. He’s begged, pushed and cajoled, applying his considerable charm and passion. Now he is answering casting calls, hoping to land a specialty channel show.
His hero? That’s easy: Mike Holmes.
Contractors who trash talk him don’t want him revealing their shady secrets, says Assadourian, who doesn’t expect to win any popularity awards among some of his colleagues, either.



Mostly good, mostly good, but just a couple things. First, certainly one of the sharpest criticism Mike Holmes has received over the years is that he showcases the worst of the worst, and perhaps unwittingly implies that all contractors are bad, unless they're Mike. Now, I don't think that's anything close to what Mike actually believes, but if you're flipping through the channels and happen to land on one of Mike's shows for the first time, that might be the impression you walk away with, initially. When I read through this article, I kind of got that "me against everyone else/trust no one but me" vibe, almost a caricature of what Mike stands for, and it just didn't sit right with me.

Secondly, Assadourian says his hero is Mike Holmes, but has a do-it-yourself show, in which he, according to this article, takes his viewers through rather advanced tasks.

"His mantra is that homeowners can do a lot of repairs and renovations themselves with just a little bit of know-how. 'Get off the couch,' he often cajoles his viewers before taking them through plumbing, carpentry, tiling and drywall tasks."

This is something Mike would NEVER do. Mike, as a rule, is against do-it-yourself. He always encourages people to hire the right pros, and emphasizes constantly that most homeowners don't have enough knowledge to tackle major projects themselves. In fact, his entire show is a homage to havoc that amateur/dabbling electricians, carpenters, and plumbers can reek. If this guy really wants to be like Mike, he probably shouldn't be encouraging the average guy or gal off the street to try their hand at putting up drywall. After all, there's a reason why it's called a "skilled trade," because you actually have to learn the skills before you can do it.

“Cut the contractor out of the equation. The overcharging and most times crooked contractor,” he told his viewers during season one.
What??? Of course you shouldn't overpay, and any contractor who overcharges for his work probably deserves to be run out of town on a rail, but this statement is so broad, it kind of makes it sound like all contractors are crooked, so who really needs 'em? Mike certainly wouldn't agree with that sentiment. Finding the right contractor is essential, so essential in fact, that picking the wrong one could pretty much ruin your life. It's a process that takes time (rushing through this process is one of Mike's biggest renovation no-no's). But cutting the contractor out of the equation? I don't think so. And something tells me that this guy, being a contractor himself, would agree with Mike on this point as well. Perhaps he's being misquoted or taken out of context? It's possible.

The rest of the article goes on to point out how Assadourian cares about the homeowners who contract with him, and how he desires to show them respect and educate them. He laments the shoddy work of unskilled fly-by-night contractors who dupe unsuspecting homeowners and run off with their money. He also wants to raise the bar for the licencing of existing contractors in Canada, requiring exams, background checks, and steep fines for those who don't comply. Sounds good, although I can't really speak from a place of knowledge being that I am neither a contractor, nor Canadian. Much like Mike, Assadourian is philanthropically oriented, donating the proceeds from his book to charity. Perhaps because this article was rather poorly written, both grammatically and structurally, it kind of makes Assadourian sound like he's speaking out of both sides of his mouth when it comes to the issue of contractors. For much of the article, he seems rather adamant that people hire the best contractor for the job, not just the one who's going to do it the cheapest.

This is all just my two cents. I don't speak for Mike in any way, I'm just comparing what I've learned from watching him on television to what someone who is proclaiming to emulate him has said. All in all, it sounds to me that Bob Assadourian is a pretty decent guy, and probably a good contractor worth his salt, and I wish him lots of luck in all his future endeavours.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

A Few Things...


I think it's time for another end of the month recap on the state of all things going on around the Holmes Spot.



1) Holy Stats!

When I originally started this blog, I couldn't imagine who my audience would be. I figured I'd just keep it for my own mental health, and whoever wanted to participate and read it would. Well, here I stand, three months down the road, and I'm amazed. Over 3,000 readers for the month of July, more than triple the number of readers in June, and growing every day! Not bad for a silly little blog about a contractor from Canada, eh?





2) The Holmes Spot YouTube Channel

We have a YouTube Channel! Visit it at http://www.youtube.com/user/theholmesspot to view our small but growing number of original videos, and see some of our favorited videos we've found from around the web.










3) Mike's Birthday Surprise

Three...count 'em 1-2-3 days until Mike's massively awesome amazing epic birthday surprise! It will debut right here August 3, 2012 at Midnight PST on the Holmes Spot. Don't miss it!












4) A Random Picture of Mike

Why? Because he's so handsome and we can never get enough pictures of our favorite Canadian contractor :) Enjoy!

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Your Daily Dose of Mike Holmes


(I’m back from my wonderful vacation. This weekend, my husband and I went to New Mexico to see an independent film, circled through Navajo country, visited Four Corners, drove over the Hoover Dam, got our kicks on Route 66, and pretty much explored everything the Southwestern United States has to offer – or at least explored everything we could in two short days. But now I’m home and sitting in front of my computer and ready to get back to “business.”)

As we were driving, my husband and I were joking about this blog, and what I’d decided to call it: The Holmes Spot: Your Daily Dose of Mike Holmes. Just for fun, we decided to come up with some alternative sub-titles that could describe the blog well. Very alternative. Here’s what we came up with. Feel free to add your own.


The Holmes Spot:  We Stalk Mike Holmes So You Don’t Have To

The Holmes Spot: This Blog Has Nothing To Do With American Football

The Holmes Spot: The Contractor, Not The Detective

The Holmes Spot: A Place For Women Who Think Mike Holmes Is More Attractive Than Brad Pitt

The Holmes Spot: No Restraining Orders As Of Yet (Cross Your Fingers)

The Holmes Spot: Mike, Not Katie, Sherlock, or John

The Holmes Spot: Watch For Falling Hammers… Ouch!!!

The Holmes Spot: Blog It Right

The Holmes Spot: We Brake For Contractors

The Holmes Spot: Overalls Optional (But Preferred)

The Holmes Spot: Bringing the Internet Up To Code

The Holmes Spot: Homes on Holmes… Splat!

And last, but not least…

The Holmes Spot:  Rock Out With Your Caulk Out

Saturday, June 16, 2012

The Sex Appeal Of Mike Holmes - A Holmes Spot Exclusive

Just a friendly little warning to any male, dude, or guy that might have stumbled across this blog post... for the most part, The Holmes Spot blog is pretty gender neutral. We try really hard not to post articles that are too slanted in the direction of drooling slobbering fangirl, but today, we've failed miserably. This article, written exclusively for The Holmes Spot blog, is for the ladies. Sorry men, unless you want to read incessant lady ramblings about how sexy Mike Holmes is, I suggest you move along now, ya hear? Don't say I didn't warn you...

 

 

The ladies know it. We might not always say it in front of our guys, but we think it every time we watch his show. Mike Holmes is... well...hot! He's damn sexy. He's got big muscles, and big arms with big tattoos, and who the hell knows what else! It's not a secret to anyone, ladies dig Mike, and we'd all love our men to be a little more like him. In this article, a Holmes Spot EXCLUSIVE (the first of hopefully many exclusives!) we'll explore just what it is about Mike Holmes that is so appealing. After all, he is a pretty unlikely sex symbol, and yet, somehow he manages to get us all hot and bothered... On second thought, maybe the guys should read this article, and take some notes!

 

 

 


THE SEX APPEAL OF MIKE HOLMES
A Holmes Spot Exclusive

MIKE HOLMES: A MOST UNLIKELY SEX SYMBOL

There’s just something about him. It’s a little hard to pinpoint exactly what that “something” is, but if you’ve ever seen Mike Holmes hard at work, it’s absolutely unmistakable.

Admittedly, Mike Holmes is not your average, run of the mill sex symbol. At first sight, it’s tempting to overlook this 40-something, ruddy complected, stocky built Canadian contractor. In fact, on the surface, he’s quite ordinary. With thinning blond hair and two squinty little blue eyes, he hardly rises to the rank of hunky heartthrob, right? Whoa there, not so fast. Just below the leathery and often sun burnt exterior of Mike Holmes lies a highly motivated man on a mission to build a safer, greener world, one house at a time. Bubbling over with charisma and machismo, his unrelenting passion for doing things right and bettering his community keeps the ladies adorning his cheeks with kisses. Let’s not forget his bulging steely biceps, forged by hours of back breaking manual labor. Without a doubt, Mike Holmes is a very sexy man. There, I said it, and I’m not taking it back.

From his simple yet memorable catchphrases, to his utilitarian sense of style, Mike has a certain je ne sais quoi that’s hard to resist and damn near impossible to ignore.

THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE HOME IMPROVEMENT LEGEND
For me, meeting the mighty Mike Holmes was an unforgettable experience. I was immediately struck by the sweetness and the kindness seemed to encapsulate this man with the tough guy stance and large intimidating folded arms. It was an alluring juxtaposition, like a grizzly bear hugging a kitten. He glided effortlessly from person to person with the ease of a politician, shaking hands and gladly yet humbly accepting adoration from his adoring fans.

Yes, Mike Holmes seems quite comfortable in his own overalls-clad skin, which has become his trademark uniform on and off the job. His popularity stretches far beyond the borders of Canada, spanning several continents thanks to his several hit television shows, including Holmes on Homes, which made him a household name in many countries around the world. His status as handyman superstar makes him just famous enough to make a real difference in the lives of others, but just specialized enough to walk down a crowded sidewalk in many places, a god amongst men, with anonymity relatively intact. Remaining approachable is just another part of Mike’s appeal. He manages to maintain a charming accessibility that both men and women respond to. It’s a trait that puts his male fans at perfect ease, even as their girlfriends and wives fall under the hypnotic spell of this fix-it-up dynamo. The ladies enjoy flirting with Mike, and Mike more than happy to return the sentiment in kind. He relishes the affection they dote upon him, while simultaneously remaining a perfect gentleman – a tightrope Mike has seemingly become quite adept at walking.

LADIES LOVE HANDY MIKE
It seems as though Mike Holmes has never met a non-blood relative he couldn’t bat his eyes at. That might be a slight exaggeration, but the truth is, even a cursory viewing of any one of Mike’s TV shows reveals his naturally flirtatious personality. Watch a few more episodes, and it becomes patently obvious that there’s not a woman in the world who is too fat, thin, ugly, elderly, or disabled, for Mike not to turn on the charm. Before the end credits roll, the ladies have their arms wrapped around him, pulling him in close and pelting his cheeks and lips and anywhere else Mike may have an inch of exposed skin with grateful kisses. In some cases, Mike gives the ladies a grand tour of their newly improved homes arm in arm and hand in hand. “Oh Mike Holmes!” they cry, “How can I ever repay you?” With a look of smug satisfaction plastered firmly across his tanned face, he replies, flashing a toothy smile, “I think you just did.”

For any woman who’s ever fantasized about having an amorous encounter with the plumber, or even just a competent man around the house who can fix stuff that breaks, Mike Holmes is completely irresistible. Women love men who know how to use their tools, and Mike fits that bill to a T. Even the popular TV talk show host Ellen DeGeneres offered Mike a mock marriage proposal on live TV after having him as a guest on her daytime talk show back in 2006.

A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH

There really is something special about Mike Holmes, something indescribably sexy and thoroughly delicious. His coarse yet oddly handsome appearance is only augmented by a pair of thoroughly calloused hands, and a large heart to match. It’s not an overstatement to say, Mike’s back has borne the heavy burdens of many; he has quite literally lightening the load for those incapable of lifting it themselves. If trust could be used as currency, Mike Holmes would be amongst the richest men in Canada, perhaps even the world.

It’s no surprise; powerful, competent men are often viewed by women as attractive, regardless of what they look like on the outside. Physical attraction and sexiness is often a sticky subject, one in which personal preferences for certain features over others abound. Although a lot of people wouldn’t peg him as eye candy in the strictest sense of the word, Mike Holmes is a tantalizing diamond in the rough. Putting his accolades and achievements as a TV star and handyman extraordinaire aside, Mike is a very striking man. Standing at just over six feet tall, with a thick muscular build, his rough-around-the-edges good looks and no-nonsense posture beg for more than just a passing glance. His face is reminiscent of a 19th century ale-swilling Anglo, straight out of a Dickens novel, with a chiseled jaw, and full round cheeks, and a pair of working man’s arms, adorned with some rather distinctive tattoos. His beautiful baby blue eyes sparkle in the sunlight when and if they occasionally decide to make an appearance out from under his hooded eyelids. Lastly, his honey blond hair, whether spiky or buzzed short, stands out in subtle contrast against a backdrop of tawny skin, bronzed under the hot sun.

THE FULL PACKAGE

As positively yummy as a blow-by-blow description makes him sound, trying to dissect Mike Holmes apart from the personality that makes him so magnetic is totally missing the point. Mike is the full and complete package. He’s big and strong, and at the same time, he’s gentle and cares about people. He likes kids, rides horses, and barbecues regularly. He’s masculinity personified. And he’s gorgeous to boot. What he lacks in the hair department, he definitely makes up for by being able to fix damn near anything. Plus, he’s got a perfect little butt and nice smile. What more could a girl want?
Like a fine glass of wine, Mike Holmes is enchanting and perplexing, and leaves you feeling a little giggly and stupid if you have too much, but you drink more anyhow because it’s oh-so-good.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Mike Holmes Tattoo Watch 2012 - FINAL UPDATE :(

Mike lied... although previously stating he would not unveil his new ink until September, the cat is now officially out of the bag! I guess our Holmes Spot Tattoo Watch 2012 was just too much pressure on him, and he had no choice but to release these pics [/sarcasm]. Honestly, I don't even wish for that kind of influence, but one thing is certain, the tats are BIG, and very elaborate. Mike posted these pictures on his website, yesterday.



As the above photos show, his right bicep sports a large English bulldog with big muscular folded arms and the all-too-familiar overalls. Underneath the bulldog (an homage to his previous tattoo, no doubt) is his slogan and trademark, Make It Right, which was added to his arm back in 2006 above the original bulldog, now covered. And finally, beneath the motto is a saw and hammer displayed in a crisscross fashion much like a skull and crossbones. Mike's enormous tattoo is framed by a large brick wall.

On his left bicep is a large and very ornate viking figure, on bended knee. The viking has long braids, big bulging muscles, and is armed with a sword across his back. (Is Mike Nordic? I thought he was Scottish. Hmmmm?)

This ends what could have been a fun and productive summer of trying to find elusive photos of Mike's new tattoos. Booo!!! The Holmes Spot officially grants you permission to go sleeveless once again, Mike. By the looks of it, you've earned it.

Mike Holmes Tattoo Watch 2012 - UPDATE

This is the first of what will undoubtedly be many updates in the Holmes Spot's Mike Holmes Tattoo Watch 2012. Mike has stated that his new ink will not be revealed until September, and as we get into the summer months, those long sleeves have gotta go! We expect peek-a-boos like crazy, and we fully intend to play tabloid and post any of the "scandalous" photos we find. Earlier this month, Canada.com published a nice clear photo of the lower portion of Mike's new tattoo on his right bicep. Today, Mike released a video where his RIDICULOUSLY HUGE ink was quite visible, but obstructed by the dim lighting.  We're like children waiting outside with binoculars for Santa Clause on Christmas Eve! So exciting!!!

Mike Holmes Tattoo Watch 2012 - The Holmes Spot

Mike Holmes Tattoo Watch 2012 - The Holmes Spot

Mike Holmes Tattoo Watch 2012 - The Holmes Spot

Mike Holmes Tattoo Watch 2012 - The Holmes Spot

Mike Holmes Tattoo Watch 2012 - The Holmes Spot


Better keep those bad boys covered Mike... we're watching ;-)

Refer to our previous Holmes Spot blog entry:

Mike Holmes Tattoo Watch 2012

6/5/12 UPDATE - Mike Holmes revealed his tattoos early.

Sunday, May 6, 2012

The Holmes Spot Banner

Pretty damn sexy if you ask me. (The banner, not Mike Holmes. Although I guess Mike Holmes is kind of sexy, in a sexy contractor kind of way. Oh who the hell am I kidding? Holmes is a sexy beast.)

Friday, May 4, 2012

A Short and Vague Introduction

Just why, oh why, would anyone start a blog about Mike Holmes? Here is the method to my madness... 

I’ve been a huge Mike Holmes fan for quite a while now. I enjoy watching him on television. I fall asleep to Holmes on Homes just about every night (which makes for some very interesting dreams). I invite this man and his crew into my home every day via HGTV. In fact, I think it’s safe to say that Mike Holmes has become just another part of my daily routine. My mild interest in Mike has rounded a corner into a bit of an obsession – not a scary, dangerous obsession, but more like a hobby. Being that I live a few thousand miles south of Canada, I have a hard time finding others to share my hobby with, without massively annoying them with my incessant ramblings about some TV contractor guy they’ve never heard of. So, like many others, I’ve decided to take my interests to the internet. My goal is to make this place an interactive collage, an archive of sorts, of all things Mike Holmes, strictly from a fan's perspective. I might get a little silly sometimes, and perhaps a little fangirly with my gushing and swooning, but I'll try (try) to keep that at a minimum reasonable managable level. And maybe I'll catch a little notoriety along the way, eh? We’ll see…